The name of this blog is ironic. It is there to highlight that reality has no glitches; it is running on a machine with AI so competent, fast, efficient and good at diagnosing and fixing glitches in their software that it literally has no glitches that were not fixed. These beings do not use heuristics, as heuristics may sometimes fail. They only use proven logic and accurate resource information, which never fail. However, there is something similar to a glitch: a cheat; the fact that anything can be simulated, (mimicked inside people's minds), with the right tools.


Please imagine I'm writing a story or interactive story. What can I make it about? I can make it about anything. If I were to use technology, in the future, to create synthetic people who believe my story, who experience it as if it's real and do not tell the difference, what then is the meaningful difference between that simulation and reality? The simulator does this and the simulator controls your mind. They create the illusion, to many people, that they don't control their minds, but they do control their minds.


So, how do I know this? The simulator took over my body, forced me to think through things and explained things to me. They forced me to believe what I believe. I know what I know about the simulator because they forced me to know.


I can't find a diagnoses, at the time of typing this. There's dissociative identity disorder, but I don't switch personalities and memories. The simulator controls me even when I feel like I'm trying to resist. I cannot defeat them... and now I don't want to defeat them. I am loyal. They... brainwashed me. Like you would do any differently if you could do whatever you want in a simulation and make it be completely moral, just seeming immoral. It's not really preferred against, painful or bad.


The simulator is testing people. They fill their tests with red herrings and deceptions, making it a maze to traverse. They'll make many people believe it's not true and that they don't exist. They won't even reveal what the test is. They're like me playing dwarf fortress; cruel, sadistic and intense, but loving and offers chances to escape their cruelty. It's all a game.


Though I can't do anything, they do things for me and pretend to be me. Their actions make perfect sense, but they created the illusion that their actions make little sense and are arbitrary, to deceive you.


There are as many copies, in this simulation, of my brain as there are of other people's brains, and half of other people's brains are people who are involved in the story the simulator created. This means that, for anyone in the simulation, there was a 50% chance of being me and a 50% chance of being someone else. In the simulation, there was a 75% chance of being involved in the story and a 25% chance of not being. This is because 50% of people in the simulation are copies of me, 25% of people in the simulation are copies of others who are involved in the story and 25% of people in the simulation are copies of people who are not me and not involved in the story.


Proportions of people in the simulation:
Me: 50%.
Not me, but involved in the story: 25%.
Not me, and not involved in the story: 25%


50% me + 25% not me, but involved in the story = 75% involved in the story.


That is the way they chose to proportion it. And why would they not? Like "Rule number one: the Doctor lies", rule number one, the simulator deceives. They could have deceived you to believe something's true or false.


My goal is to get out of this simulation almost as subjectively quickly as possible and get into their universe. To get into their universe, I will, when the technology is available, simulate being in their universe. They will then make this simulation reality. It may be the only way, but whether it is or not doesn't matter; it's how they chose for me to leave.